Bad Ass Donkey T-Shirt
Bad Ass Donkey T-Shirt
For badasses who take their jokes seriously, but themselves - not at all. Like your dad, for example.
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Details
Details
The Bad Ass Donkey Humor T-Shirt is for those who understand that true confidence isn't about being perfect - it's about being strong enough to laugh at yourself. This shirt is an unapologetic, over-the-top, and hilarious piece of ironic apparel that instantly broadcasts that you're quirky, confident, and completely in on the joke. You know life is ridiculous, and you're here for the ride (and the flex).
It makes an excellent gift for the donkey/dad joke aficionado in your life, especially one who appreciates the confidence that comes from not taking oneself too seriously. Perfect for the person who values comfort, sarcasm, and a genuinely funny animal motif. Printed on the soft and reliable Bella + Canvas 3001 for peak comfort.
Features
Features
- Soft as your favorite old tee – Bella+Canvas 3001 is famous for being light, flattering, and ridiculously comfy.
- Fabric that breathes – 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, so it feels good all day.
- Easy fit – Works on pretty much everyone, guys and gals alike.
- Classic crew neck – No fuss, just timeless style.
- Made just for you – We print each shirt to order, which means less waste and more care.
- Need something different? – If you want it, you got it. Bigger sizes (up to 5XL) or other colors are available at your command. Just send us a message.
- Feel good wearing it – Bella+Canvas is WRAP certified and Fair Labor approved, so you can sleep easy knowing your purchase is ethical and sustainable.
Size Guide
Size Guide
XS: Width 16.5 in / 41.9 cm, Length 27 in / 68.6 cm, Sleeve 8.6 in / 21.8 cm
S: Width 18 in / 45.7 cm, Length 28 in / 71.1 cm, Sleeve 8.9 in / 22.6 cm
M: Width 20 in / 50.8 cm, Length 29 in / 73.7 cm, Sleeve 9.2 in / 23.4 cm
L: Width 22 in / 55.9 cm, Length 30 in / 76.2 cm, Sleeve 9.5 in / 24.1 cm
XL: Width 24 in / 61 cm, Length 31 in / 78.7 cm, Sleeve 9.7 in / 24.6 cm
2XL: Width 26 in / 66 cm, Length 32 in / 81.3 cm, Sleeve 10 in / 25.4 cm
3XL: Width 28 in / 71.1 cm, Length 33 in / 83.8 cm, Sleeve 10.4 in / 26.4 cm
4XL: Width 30 in / 76.2 cm, Length 34 in / 86.4 cm, Sleeve 10.8 in / 27.4 cm
5XL: Width 32 in / 81.3 cm, Length 35 in / 88.9 cm, Sleeve 11.2 in / 28.5 cm
Shipping
Shipping
We ship worldwide. To keep costs low, your order will be dispatched from the nearest fulfillment partner.
Shipping costs and estimated delivery times are shown at checkout.
Dispatch times vary by product.
If shipping feels too expensive, let us know. We may be able to source closer fulfillment or offer a digital download option (where available).
FAQ
FAQ
What fabric are these T‑shirts made from?
Our tees are crafted with 100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton — soft, breathable, and lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²). Some colors use blends (like Heather or Athletic Heather) for extra durability and texture, but cotton is always the star.
How does the sizing run?
These are retail‑fit, unisex shirts designed to flatter all bodies. They run true to size, with a casual cut that works for both men and women. If you’re between sizes or prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up. Please refer to the size guide drop-down for exact measurements.
Do you have any bigger/plus sizes?
Yes! We can provide larger sizes, up to 5XL, upon request. Just reach out before ordering and we’ll make sure you get the fit you need.
Is the shirt pre‑shrunk?
Yes — the fabric is pre‑shrunk during production, so you won’t get any surprise shrinkage after the first wash. Just follow the care instructions to keep it looking fresh.
How should I wash and care for my shirt?
Wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid bleach. This keeps both the fabric and the print in great condition. Treat it kindly, and it’ll stay soft and vibrant for a long time.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use high‑quality direct‑to‑garment (DTG) printing. With proper care, the design will stay crisp and colorful without cracking or peeling.
Where are the shirts made?
Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally under certified humane, no‑sweatshop conditions. They’re Platinum WRAP certified and part of the Fair Labor Association, so you can wear your shirt with a clear conscience.
What makes these shirts different from others?
Beyond the quality fabric and ethical production, each design carries a little wisdom, humor, or reminder — turning everyday wear into something more mindful and meaningful.
How long will it take to receive my order?
Most orders are produced within 2–5 business days and ship shortly after. Delivery times vary by location, but you’ll get tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
Do you offer returns or exchanges?
Because each item is made just for you, we don’t offer returns for change of mind. But if your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right—just reach out.

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Breathable Cotton Comfort
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight fabric moves with you.
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Casual Unisex Fit
A flattering retail fit with a ribbed crew neck, designed to look good on males, females, and everyone in between.
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Sustainable & Ethical
Humane manufacturing and Platinum WRAP certified. Especially made for your order.