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Alien Retro Stoner T-Shirt

Alien Retro Stoner T-Shirt

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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A soft cotton tee featuring a peace-loving alien with a sense of humour... and a dealer to find.

Details

Look, we're not saying this alien knows your dealer. But he's definitely asking around. This soft cotton tee features a peace-loving extraterrestrial in a bandana with one mission: "TAKE ME TO YOUR DEALER." The graphic is bold, the vibes are immaculate, and yes, people will absolutely stop you to ask where you got it.

Perfect for festivals, gigs, late-night munchie runs, or just existing as a person with taste and a sense of humour. Makes an excellent stoner gift for mates who appreciate cannabis culture without the cringe. The print stays vibrant wash after wash, the fabric stays soft, and the fit stays true. Basically, it's the shirt equivalent of a perfectly rolled joint—does exactly what it's supposed to, no faff.

Look, we're not saying this alien knows your dealer. But he's definitely asking around. This soft cotton tee features a peace-loving extraterrestrial in a bandana with one mission: "TAKE ME TO YOUR DEALER." The graphic is bold, the vibes are immaculate, and yes, people will absolutely stop you to ask where you got it.

Perfect for festivals, gigs, late-night munchie runs, or just existing as a person with taste and a sense of humour. Makes an excellent stoner gift for mates who appreciate cannabis culture without the cringe. The print stays vibrant wash after wash, the fabric stays soft, and the fit stays true. Basically, it's the shirt equivalent of a perfectly rolled joint—does exactly what it's supposed to, no faff.

Don't forget to always check with your plug first about sharing thir details.

Features

  • Material: 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz)
  • Fit: Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for lasting shape
  • Print Quality: Vibrant DTF/DTG sleeve and label printing—fade-resistant and detailed
  • Comfort Details: Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label
  • Certifications: REACH certified, ethically manufactured to Bella+Canvas standards
  • Origin: Sourced from Honduras
  • Style: Unisex design perfect for concerts, festivals, or casual hangouts
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—easy maintenance for everyday wear

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FAQ

Where are your products made?
We work with trusted global production partners to ensure high-quality printing and fulfillment. Most items are made-to-order and ship from the nearest available location.

How long will it take to receive my order?
Most orders are produced within 2–5 business days and ship shortly after. Delivery times vary by location, but you’ll get tracking as soon as it’s on the way.

Do you offer returns or exchanges?
Because each item is made just for you, we don’t offer returns for change of mind. But if your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right—just reach out.

Are your materials eco-friendly?
We prioritize print-on-demand to reduce waste, and many of our products use durable, long-lasting materials. Specific sustainability details vary by item.

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